"talk dirty to me"
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
He is wearing his Shaq-et
*Pretends you secretly think about me*
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
What the hell is the science side of tumblr
every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school